Something Fun: Limericks About Where You Live

I was listening to the radio this morning and they asked people to call in with limericks about their hometown, and I thought that was a fun idea. So, I'd love to hear yours.  Please share them in the comments below.  And just so that you don't feel too embarrassed, I'll share mine, since I'm sure yours will be much better.

I think that I never have seen
A sight that is quite so pristine
As the trees and the grass
Of the Altamont Pass
When, like my dear Ir'land, are green


Happy St. Patty's Day!